MAN, THIS IS LAME

I haven't blogged in a while. I am sorry to come at you with paltry news, but here it goes:

Some lady named Cindy Sheehan was going to have a protest, but had to put it on hold because of some unpaid traffic ticket involving her following too close to another vehicle. She gave the fine to a "friend" to pay for her who subsequently shit the bed on the deal and now this lady is in the news again with two warrants; one for following too close and one for not appearing. The epitome of responsibility...really classy.

An excuse for not showing includes a hospitalization for a hysterectomy; a procedure in which some or all of the uterus is removed. Sometimes portions of the ovaries and or cervix are removed. This means that this lady's reproductive organs were rendered useless. Glad she made it...why? For the same reason I don't feel guilty about giving a homeless guy a dollar (I know exactly what it's for).

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AHEAD OF HIS TIME

The title of the article is: "Navy Competition Tests Underwater Robots". I think that a bit of the irony is in order. You see, "The Swimmer" Kennedy was working on this same feat back in 1969...he failed and abandoned his work.

Zinga!

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HOW TO CHEAPEN US GOVERNMENT

Not in the fiscal sense, mind you. I am referring to the cheapening of the overall experience. Suppose for a minute that a burgeoning, youthful population of voters were to subscribe the nonsense that is Cynthia McKinney (D-GA, made up district). The 4^th Congressional District is only about %53 African-American (which in this case has no bearing; it's a statistic) but the main point being is that they hired a thug to do their bidding for them. With a career filled with as much controversy and guilt as The Swimmer's conscience, McKinney needs to go.

With the Primary today in Georgia, Connecticut, Missouri and Colorado I would love to see McKinney lose her job. Paid thugs in the US government, that's rich. I would not mind seeing Hank Johnson take her position and prove that a) No, Cynthia it wasn't the Republicans who are to blame for your lack of votes and b) No, Cynthia your dad was wrong, it wasn't the "J-E-W-S" either.

Awesome search find of the day: Click Here! MtN couldn't make this stuff up!

Either way this is a really classy lady. No, really! Let's get the real bigots out of politics...one at a time. Do the right thing 4^th! Think really hard America (well, it shouldn't be that tough) the 4^th is experiencing what it would be like if Cindy Sheehan were to take office...anywhere, I don't care if it is at Staples as a toilet-cleaner.

*Edit: It looks as if the 4^th has done the right thing, congratulations. I am pleased with the turnout as Hank Johnson received %59 of the vote and surpassed McKinney by 11,000 votes. No doubt in my mind there will be controversy surrounding the elections in that McKinney will bitch and moan about how the voting machines are at fault. Why is it so simple to make these predictions? When you are a scumbag, it's fairly easy to tell what you are going to do next.

**Edit: Gee, what a freakin' surprise. What a dummy.

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