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Minus The Nemesis
A Collaboration of Some of the Finest Thought on Today's World

TAKE HIM!

Saturday, December 30, 2006
Article.

In this article made to sound like a heroic triumph, one Patrick Hart travels to Canada by bus and even vomits maybe three times! In the article it describes how this three-time loser left his wife and his epileptic son to desert the US and the US Army. No big deal, people make bad decisions all the time.

"But Minus, the family was reunited in Canada; he didn't leave her!" Well, actually he phoned her and told her that he wasn't coming back home. She (apparently the one with the balls) made the move to Canada to be with him. I am pretty sure this moron would best serve the needs of the Army as a Canadian citizen. Take him! The Army doesn't want quitters like this dummy.

And one final closing: this fat kid was in the Army for nearly a decade (shy by six months) and was a SPC. Try and explain to me why exactly this frumpy bastard was a model soldier? Let him go! My guess is that the only place he ever led troops was to the snack bar.

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MAY YOU ROT IN HELL

Good Riddance.

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"CELEBRITIES" IN HIDING

Thursday, December 21, 2006
Remember way back when to 1987 when Linda Hamilton and Vincent hammed it up on the TV series "Beauty and the Beast"? Well, the show was pretty crappy and I think that Vincent has come out of the sewer and now may be a hostess (after some minor surgery and wardrobe changes) on G4 TV's "X-Play". Have a look:

MW1 Vinny MW2


Weird.

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ANOTHER PUNTER!

Monday, December 18, 2006
The View's Joy Behar compares Rumsfeld to Hitler. Really classy "lady".

*When asked about her comments by MtN she apparently recanted by saying: "I guess after I made the comments and the audience booed me, I came to realize I really am just a frumpy old bitch struggling my way through menopause for the fourth time."

*Not confirmed

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EWWW...

Article here. Basically, a runner in some games held in Doha, Qatar failed a gender test.
" Sounderajan was not immediately available for comment."
That is because he was on the phone with her lawyer.

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DOES CHAVEZ REMIND YOU OF ANYONE?

Saturday, December 16, 2006
This article from Yahoo! News instantly reminded me of someone: read actual quotes here.

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SCIENTIFIC FLAW

Tuesday, December 12, 2006
I am not usually one to criticize science, but the title of this article is a misnomer. "Alcohol in moderation may extend life" it is titled...moderation...may extend...do you care to explain this one then?

Mr. Kennedy

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OH, GOOD

In this article, the incoming House intelligence chief fails a relatively easy quiz given by Congressional Quarterly. Rep. Silvestre Reyes (D-TX) tapped by Nancy Pelosi, botched several questions dealing with basic knowledge of al-Qaeda and Hezbollah. Gee, that's reassuring.

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DELTA KAPPA RETARDED!

Here is a good article and a coup for "Borat".

In the lawsuit the two frat boys are saying that Borat tricked them with alcohol into making racist remarks in the Borat film. They have lost their bid for a court order to cut the scene from the movie. From well-repsected sources it is a known fact that whilst drinking alcohol a person's true form is shown. So, you have a couple of racist frat boys. They seem to think that there is nothing wrong with being racist and further think that they will be precluded from jobs for making remarks.

One has been turned down for a job at a "major corporation" and the other has been turned down for an internship. Good. There needs to be less racists in the work force. Frat boys suck anyhow.

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REVALATIONS

Monday, December 11, 2006
I must admit, I am a part-time gearhead. I enjoy tinkering with cars making them go faster, look cleaner, etc. Thanks to one Hell of a dad I was given the knowledge required to make the magic happen. I just happened to be channel surfing tonight and watched the tail end of an old episode of "American Hot Rod". This is the show on TLC that "stars" one Boyd Coddington. Watch a few episodes and form your own opinions about Boyd. I think he's a dickhead, but make your own choice.

On the show there is a constant problem with Chip Foose (a much more talented individual than Boyd; he's merely a "businessman" whereas Mr. Foose is an artist and an artisan at the same time) as a competitor. Boyd is always crying about how he is losing employees to Mr. Foose's shop because of better opportunities. Boyd is a spoiled brat. I came across a few select bits of information on the old Internet and would like to share the background that I found with you, dear reader(s).

In a nutshell, Mr. Foose attended Art Center College of Design to develop his badass skills. Due to financial difficulties he was forced to resign after a two-year stint. After working for four years at ASHA Corp. Mr. Foose finished what he started at the Art Center College. Graduated, Mr. Foose began to work full-time for Sterenberger Design and part-time for one Boyd Coddington in 1990. Three years later the representative from Slytherin House managed to convince Mr. Foose to work for him full-time vice working for J Mays of Ford Motor Corp instead. Mr. Foose became the president (that's right; president) of Hot Rods by Boyd. Whilst working for Boyd, Mr. Foose designed many of the beautiful machines that make up the Boyd stable. Touted as a businessman on his show, Boyd was facing bankruptcy in 1998 and Mr. Foose made the right decision; he left and started Foose Design.

Boyd's show is rife with employees leaving to greener pastures (which are nearly always greener on Foose Design's side of the fence) and Boyd will spend the delicate bandwidth whining about why it's wrong. One of the employees who was moonlighting for Foose's camp designing motorcycle wheels named Mike was fired for wanting something better. I would now like to bring about some already-given information: while Mr. Foose was working part-time for Boyd he was also working full-time for Sterenberger Design. Boyd was alright with this apparently. Mike was working full-time for Boyd and part-time for Mr. Foose. Boyd cried about this for nearly an entire episode; lame. Boyd is a whiny hypocrit. Wonder how much longer before Boyd reaches Chapter 11 again? Stay tuned; the show sucks!

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NICHOLAS CAGE: FUNNY MAN

Sunday, December 10, 2006
According to the title of this article, "Nicolas Cage plans to cut back on acting", I am inclined to think that the author really doesn't watch that many Nicholas Cage movies. You see, the way I figure it Nicholas Cage has been "cutting back" on acting since around 1987.

You see if you want your local movie house to actually earn the opportunity to dispossess you of your hard-earned money, they will usually have to show good films. I can't say that a movie house surviving on Nick Cage films will make it is all. With characters like Nicolas Coppola (Fast Times at Ridgemont High) and Randy (Valley Girl) under his belt, Nicholas Cage has shown the true limits of his acting abilities in those two films. Nicholas Cage can't play anything but a dumb, confused, monosyllabic, half retarded "character" in any film. Whoever shit the bed and gave him an award for best actor in Leaving Las Vegas should be punched in the face; repeatedly.

The year was 1995 and Nicholas Cage was up against Richard Dreyfuss in Mr. Holland's Opus, Anthony Hopkins in Nixon, Sean Penn(is) in Dead Man Walking and Massimo Troisi from The Postman. Leaving Las Vegas, seriously? Bunch of morons. Then again, these are the same idiots who gave Sarandon an award at the same show...but that is another post.

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DELAYS, DELAYS

Reader(s),

Sorry about the rather long periods of non-blogging. I have been extremely busy and with the holidays coming upon us, I will be even more so. Have no fear! We will begin full-swing again once the frantic nature of life allows it.

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