WORLD FAMOUS CHESS CHAMPION AND QUESTIONABLE PINKO BOBBY FISCHER DEAD

He was 64. I won't miss him.

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EGADS MAN

I don't know who keeps coming up with this theory that they think Chelsea is pretty. All I have to say is: holy shit Mr. Burns.





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AL'QAEDA'S AMERICAN CONCUBINE SPEAKS

Adam Gadahn is a f*cking moron. Why is he a phony piece of shit? Well, how many "toughs" do you know that advertise what they are going to do? That's not only called stupidity, but called "someone, look at me!, I need attention!" Screw this traitorous piece of shit. When (this is a no-brainer) this dummy gets caught, I will laugh at his misfortune and then have a beer. I am already laughing at his misfortune in the sense that there is no doubt in my mind that he is thought to be not one, but all 72 virgins by jihadists everywhere. Pucker up shithead.

Tear up your passport, moron. Nobody likes you. I heard that he comes highly recommended, it was written on two bathroom walls and a phonebooth. What a dick.

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THAT STINKS

I just read that Britney Spears' fragrance is called "Fantasy". Weird, but not really because that's where she is living...when she gets out of rehab, or the hospital or wherever that weirdo is these days. I heard that her mom was writing a book on parenting also. That's funny.

I wonder if "Fantasy" smells like The Swimmer's aftershave?

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THIS IS PURE COMEDY

Remember the dummy named Cynthia McKinney? Surely you do, she is the racist/thug that created her congressional district so that she would even have a job, or more recently, got into a tussle with a Capital Police officer. She hit him. Thug life son. Anyhow, this idiot is running for President of the United States as well. She won't even come close to winning, and won't even get on a lot of ballots. Anyhow, it is a bit of the funny. Maybe gerrymandering is her election platform? Oh Snap!

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TIME TO RESEARCH

Like your vote matters in Iowa or New Hampshire anyway (unless, of course, you are a registered voter there). Nonetheless, it is important to do some research about the candidates who are applying for the job of President of the United States. This democratic process is unique in that we, the people, get to put them through the interview process. Well, some of the candidates who will field questions anyway. At any rate, over here is a site to research all members of the Congress to see their respective (and some not so much) voting records. As always, use another source to confirm what you read here. Happy hunting and make educated decisions at the ballot box; don't vote for a candidate because you are hoping for more extramarital action.

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