FAIL

I have been a pretty big fan of the BBC show called "Top Gear" for quite some time. Jeremy Clarkson has a wit that is not only British, but libertarian in perspective. James May also has this brand of wit as does Richard Hammond. In a nutshell, this show is brilliant; there are fast cars, arcane challenges and hosts which simply make the show what it is. Many people seem to be miffed at the fact that the BBC version does not review American cars on that show too often.

Why not? Well, for one, Americans are not known so much for their supercars these days. If you consider a Z06 or a Viper a supercar, you are a retard. The only thing that does come close is the Ford GT. This was paid a certain homage to on the BBC show that did it grace. While for the most part, "down the Brits/up the Yanks" still applies, "Top Gear" is a British show.

For some reason, the American TV industry thought that they could take a stab at Top Gear. Well, I watched about 30 minutes of the hour-long debut and turned it to another channel. The show is shit. First rattle out of the box the retards hosting the show called a Viper a supercar and tried to desperately mimic the BBC versions' arcane challenges. They were chased around Griffin, Georgia of all places by a Cobra attack helicopter. It was not only a stupid attempt, but a failed one. Shame on the producers for picking the wrong hosts for the American version.

For starters, I felt as if I was watching a documentary of "simples" on a road-trip with each new scene. There was absolutely no wit to the program, but there was a large amount of whining from the proverbial "fat kid." I don't even know what their names are and I do not care because I will not watch that dumb show ever again.

Shame on the producers at the History Channel for attempting this huge piece of bullshit programming. This will breed morbidly obese dickheads all across the land thinking that the Dodge Viper can keep up with a Ferrari, now. Nice job assholes. I am pretty sure that this show will fail miserably due to shitty content and it should. I think that the BBC has a lock on Top Gear; leave it well alone.

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ANNIVERSARY OF SORTS

This blog celebrated (or did it?) its 5-year anniversary back in May of this year. That's right, it has been around for 5 years in one form or another. Not a full year has gone by without a posting, so I guess that counts for something.

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YOUR RIGHTS DO NOT MATTER

There has been much documented evidence that the Transportation and Security Administration, TSA, is as ignorant of your rights as they are of their lot in life. With more and more information streaming out of the security lines at airports, one thing is abundantly clear: the terrorists are winning. Knowing that they cannot beat us on a battlefield, these clever sons of bitches have resorted to subverting our world a piece at a time.

With children being fondled by pederasts, women being raped and our elderly being treated poorly the TSA is clearly off the reservation. Who is to blame? A few parts Bush, add some Obama, stir in some Napolitano and you have a recipe for Jackbooted Brownies. Before some people write in and claim that I forgot Biden: that dude still thinks it's 1987...

What has happened to put the United States in this precarious position in which her "free" people are treated like detainees? Fear. The United States government has spoon-fed the masses a healthy dose of fear. They are accomplishing that goal by having the unchecked retards at the TSA do their bidding for them. Welcome to the surveillance society.

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