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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

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Space visitors are being welcomed (hopefully) by a sleepy Puerto Rican town called Lajas. Not only are the space visitors welcome, but they will be graced with a runway for their spacecraft.

I think that a few serious questions may be in order:

How do the residents of Lajas know that a spacecraft requires a runway?

How does Reynaldo Rios still have a job teaching children?

Has a spacecraft runway ever been proven to increase tourism?

Where does one acquire plans for constructing a suitable runway for alien spacecraft?

Will tinfoil hats be provided for the landing party?

Should it be named the "Tom Cruise Memorial Spaceway"?

Will an emergency response/investigation agency be created in the event of a spacecraft crash?

Will regular flights be scheduled for Cindy Sheehan to fly home?

I think they have a lot of questions to answer before ground is broken.

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