I WONDER...

I found a riddle on the internet the other day...I can't figure it out. I have the clue listed and then my answer, but I may never know.

Clue:
What's dumber than a box of hair and spreads easier than Jiffy?

My Answer:
I am not sure, but it's probably Tara Reid.

Hmm...weird; here is another one:

Clue:
Who used to weigh damn near a metric tonne and is definitely dumber than a box of sand and quite possibly mildy (if not severely) retarded?

My Answer:
I am not sure, but it's more than likely Anna Nicole Smith.


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