BUSH TO WAGE WAR OF AGGRESSION AGAINST SPACE PEOPLE
Saturday, November 26, 2005
Former Canadian Minister of Defense, Paul Hellyer, has warned Parliament of the grave threat of intergalactic war. Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."FUN FACT! Before diving headfirst into a steaming pile of neo-liberalism and lunacy, Canada used to be a real country. Its true! They had responsible citizens and leaders and, believe it or not, sanity. No word from Bloc Quebecois, who will undoubtedly share proletariat solidarity with the socialist inter-space workers.
Nemesis
