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Saturday, November 05, 2005

A band of apparently well-organized pirates tried to hijack a subsidiary of Carnival Cruise Lines. They were defeated by the massive cruise-ship's speed and agility. The pirates intercepted the ship about 100 miles from the Somali coast...,which as we know is not a nice place at all. What would they do with all the nice things from a cruise ship? Would they strip down its passenger's and parade them through their garbage-lined streets?

Definitely not the smartest pirates, they were attempting to rob a 10,000-ton ship with two inflatable boats (presumably borrowed from a Cuban friend). One member of the crew sustained minor injuries, but other than that, the pirates failed miserably. Dummies.


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