THOSE ZANY SCIENTISTS ARE AT IT AGAIN!

There will be no article linked to here due to the fact that this really is common sense. Apparently some scientists have "discovered" that sleepy students perform worse. How much money was wasted on this study? A quick poll of nearly any institution of higher learning would have revealed this fact.

I am eagerly awaiting the study which definitively shows exactly where the money from their student aid is really going. No seriously, that's a nice new car hippy. For those of you who don't know, this phenomena was predicted over half a century ago by one F.A. Hayek (insofar that universities have been heading down the crapper for some time now). Yes, the same Hayek that put Keynes to shame by proving him completely wrong.

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