Minus The Nemesis
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Monday, February 27, 2006
As if it were some momentous occasion, Jessica Simpson broke bread with the Governor of New Mexico. She was arrested shortly thereafter for trying to slam-dunk a dinner roll down his yap while singing a crappy rendition of a famous Nancy Sinatra song.

This could go down in history...you know, right up there when another famous New Mexican politician (who just happened to be Governor at the time) spent his constituent's money by writing Sparticus instead of putting Billy the Kid in jail.

Either way, both scenarios are equally lacking in the interest department.


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