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Friday, May 05, 2006
Chuck Norris Facts are not only hilarious, but true. Seriously, if you believe otherwise you are asking for an early death. Among the more notable ones are:

  • Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits.

  • There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

  • There are literally hundreds more. This site is hilarious, check it out.


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