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CHUCK NORRIS PWNS YOU

Friday, May 05, 2006
Chuck Norris Facts are not only hilarious, but true. Seriously, if you believe otherwise you are asking for an early death. Among the more notable ones are:

  • Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits.

  • There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    • There are literally hundreds more. This site is hilarious, check it out.

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