I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

I just read a hilarious headline at some uselsess little known online rag (no, no link for those turds); it reads: "Cindy Sheehan to provoke the Second American Revolution July 4th, 2006-Hunger Strike at White House!"

I headed over to several more sites (read that as: anyone who is promoting this tripe is a useless site and should be fined for wasting bandwidth) to get the low-down on this second "revolution". It is all one big worthless joke. I can't stop laughing; seriously.

So apparently what is to happen is there will be a "last supper" at Lafayette Park in DC tonight before everyone quits paying attention to these "fasting" morons and gets on with their lives and shares in the unique 230-year American history by watching fireworks and eating BBQ snacks.

Of course there is a catch; this isn't even a real fast as Ghandi would have known. This is some retarded, "fast-relay". Apparently these idiots are so strong willed they can only stand to fast for a day at a time and then "pass" the fast off to someone else while they conceiveably steal away some grub. Now that's commitment! Dummies. No real big surprise that the likes of Danny Glover, Susan Sarandon and fellow has-been Sean Penn are all on board for this "huge" event. It's always good to be famous and a follower.

"We've marched, held vigils, lobbied Congress, camped out at Bush's ranch. We've even gone to jail. Now it's time to do more," says peace mom Cindy Sheehan. "While others are celebrating July 4th with barbeques, we'll be showing our patriotism by putting our bodies on the line to bring our troops home."

But wait a second Cindy, the patriots that you are trying to bring into this comparison weren't idiots and they realized the value of food...probably because in order to survive they had to kill it themselves. Look out PETA! That's right, our founding fathers that you people are trying to use as comparisons would have tarred and feathered your dumb asses in the public square! Talk about irony.

Essentially to combat the stupidity that is Cindy Sheehan and her mindless followers, simply arm yourself with truth and history. One of the funniest parts to me of course, is that once one of Sheehan's cronies wrote into this blog claiming that I should "watch your back dipshit" but we haven't heard from her since...is that because a) Cindy's cause, you have realized, is a steaming pile or b) you realized that making veiled threats on the internet really isn't conducive with your "peaceful" agenda or your teaching career? Either way, you sir, are an idiot. By the way, I do hope that Sean Hefflin comes back safe from Iraq. It is the soldier who is the more important icon in this world, not the protestor who takes away from the soldier's spirit and morale.


I just happened to notice a couple of other "fasters" that are participating in these Sheehanigans but have more than likely given up any prospects of finding jobs that they seek. One candidate for the Green Party (no, it really is still around) is Michael Berg. He is running for Deleware's seat in the House of Representatives. Good luck with that Mike. The Green Party has never gotten very far with anything. John Eder is a representative of Maine so there is a shred of hope for Berg I suppose. The only other Green that I can think of that didn't get laughed at was Ralph Nader. Nice work with the whole Cobb thing by the way; he almost scored 120,000 votes. Weird, the Green Party has only 305,000 members...guess they don't believe in themselves either.

Moving on: Kevin Zeese. I know, who? This guy is running for the Maryland seat in the Senate. I don't think even Maryland is this stupid. Seems like your paying to much attention to not doing something [eating] than you are stumping for votes. Let me give you a wee clue: hippies, by definition aren't around any longer so you really can't play your entire campaign off of that any more; people like a candidate that can eat a steak. Good luck with that K-Zeese.

Just so we are clear: there is no sort of revolution even remotely associated with Cindy Sheehan and her band of losers. I think that most people will cheer on the fact that there is the potential for this dummy to shrivel up and fade away. Her "movement" really has lost momentun and anyone with half a brain would have decided a long time ago (at least when she went and visited the socialist weasel Hugo Chavez at his house) that this lady is a poster child for being a nutbag. I can't stop laughing. It truly is hilarious that these morons yet again, have tried to compare themselves to something meaninful. That's right! They have compared themselves to Rosa Parks in the past and now Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Mahatma Ghandi (for those who don't know, these people had some powerful messages). Get a clue folks...these Cindy Sheehan-ite turds are all dried up.

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