ASIDE FROM HIS TENURE AS ONE [93-01], CLINTON CAN TELL THEM TOO!

Joke central right here.

Former President Bill Clinton is openly criticizing present President G.W. Bush for his alleged "inaction" on the capture of bin Laden.

"I authorized the CIA to get groups together to try to kill him," Clinton said. He added he had drawn up plans to go into Afghanistan to overthrow the Taliban and launch an attack against bin Laden after the attack on the Cole in the Yemeni port of Aden.

Gee, dummy, how exactly does this qualify as "inaction" if all you did is allegedly write the idea down and not execute it? What's better and damn near the implicit definition of "inaction" is the fact that Billy denied an extradition order for Osama three times! Let's run through a quick formula I have "drawn up plans for":

Where:

P=President
I=Inaction
S=Scandal
Sc=Success
Mc=Mic-Check
WtD=Wag the Dog
Mo=Military Operations

P_Clinton*(Mc_{Oval Office}+S_Lewinsky)+Mo^{Desert Fox+Infinite Reach+Allied Force}

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I_{Denied Extradition Orders UBL³}
=WtD
I eagerly await my Fields Medal (Nemesis will have to botch the application so that I can get it).

Clinton can backpedal and whine all he wants to about being impeached, laughed at, "put upon" and "accused" due to all sorts of presidential foul-ups, cover-ups and battery back-ups he wants to. The facts remain that Clinton was largely ineffective at his job and wants a piece of the pie that everyone is whining about; Iraq, Afghanistan and the GWOT. Now that someone actually did focus on the job at hand and is getting results vice getting their bell tower serviced, Clinton is jealous. "I actually drew up plans to..." Really? How the shit did you expect to mount these logistically gigantic operations with your downsizing of the military? You were and still seem to be full of hot-air and nothing but talk. Crybaby.

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