"I ARE AN IDIOT"

Some people shouldn't be allowed to speak without thorough, prior planning. Take for example one American Ferrera (I know, who?), "star" of a teen show called Ugly Betty. All this person had to do was cough up who was going to win some award at a recent ceremony. It went a little something like this:

Zach Braff: "You know America, here's a little interesting tidbit you probably don't know about me. My middle name is Israel. We're both named after countries."

America Ferrera: "Wow, that is interesting."

Braff: "So do you think that you have any traits in common with the country that is your namesake?"

Ferrera: "Well, you know, I mean I guess I'm a free-spirited person and America's supposedly the 'land of the free,' right?"

Braff: "Well, I guess."

Ferrera: "Or at least we will be in 2008." [loud applause] Well how about you, Zach, I mean do you have anything in common with Israel?”

Braff: "Let me see. Well, I'm predominantly Jewish, I'm very hot and all of my neighbors hate me. So yeah." [audience laughter]

The first problem I have with this is that the fat kid making the comments is obviously eating well, so money isn't an issue. Second, you can still get a job if you suck obviously, so labor isn't the problem. Third and probably most important this dummy should realize that the next President of the United States doesn't take office until 2009, not the year she quoted. "America's supposedly the land of the free, right?" If by this you mean that you are solidifying your future as a whore, then yes, but I would probably talk to someone about charging for your fatness.

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