FREAK IS RIGHT

This is a bit disgusting and weird all at the same time.

Apparently a 61-year-old man has had a third ear surgically implanted into his left forearm.

"I hope to have a tiny microphone implanted to it that will connect with a bluetooth transmitter; that way you can listen to what my ear is hearing."

Said the weirdo. Why not just tell us what you heard by using your taco hole that is already in place? Like I want to know that your arm heard a fart. Also of note is that while he may have had difficulty finding a surgeon to implant the ear into his arm, he had no trouble whatsoever in finding one to remove the dick from his forehead. Idiot.

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